i'm just like you, only prettier..
How I imagine the Shelton household.
Blake: *trips over dog* DAMN IT, Ophelia! Err..Delta! Or...Delilah?
Miranda: No, that's Brecca. He's new.
Blake: DAMN IT WOMAN, STOP ADOPTING PUPPIES.
Miranda: I'll stop rescuing dogs when you stop tweeting.
Blake: I'll stop tweeting when you stop drinking.
Miranda: I'll stop drinking when YOU stop drinking.
Blake:
Miranda:
Blake:
Miranda:
Blake: Wanna make out?
Miranda: Sure.
THE END.
equinefeather:

I love blazes

equinefeather:

I love blazes

13,21,23!! ....&& any relationship story for the other!
Anonymous

13. Most embarrassing moment:
uhm..I don’t even know. I fell off a 12hh pony twice in less than 30 seconds in front of a bunch of trainers and the woman who I was leasing a show horse from..that was up there.


21: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
hmm. usually cause I don’t want them to worry. I’ve got a great fake smile :)


23: Something that has made you mad recently
my mother this morning holy shit.


relationship story: went to Jamaica with my boyyy last month. Literally just lived a fairytale for eight days :)

Ask away. Pretty please with a cherry on top (:
1: Picture of yourself
2: A description of my self-esteem
3: My favorite book
6: Most famous person you've met
7: What I want to be when I'm older
8: My relationship(s) with my sibling(s)
9: Relationship status?
10: What I did yesterday
11: What I'm doing today
12: What I'm doing tomorrow
13: Most embarrassing moment
14: Description of who I like
15: Biggest insecurities?
16: Something I wish I could change about myself
17: I'll love you if...
18: Something I'm really good at
19: Something I'm really bad at
20: What I wish for at 11:11
21: A reason I've lied to a friend
22: Favorite Movie
23: Something that has made you mad recently
24: A random fact about yourself
25: Question of your choice
3,5,42,55,71....?
Anonymous

3. Are you a virgin?
Yes.

5. Are you in love?
Only really loved once, was my tall dark and handsome bay horse, Rest in peace sweetheart.

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
certainly depends, but recently not veryy :p

55. Share a relationship story.
what type of story would you like to hear?

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
Um, none. Like honestly.                           

headtotoecountry:

crazyc0untrycutiex3:

oh.

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luke-bryan:

summerbarefootbluejeannight:

Your sex lines….
unffff.
I mean, what?

i uh
uhhh what
i can’t stop staring WOW

luke-bryan:

summerbarefootbluejeannight:

Your sex lines….

unffff.

I mean, what?

i uh

uhhh what

i can’t stop staring WOW